The Jerk




“For one dollar, I guess your weight, your height or your sex.”
[ Nevin R Johnson, The Jerk ]

Thank You for Smoking




“That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. ”
[Nick NaylorThank You for Smoking ]

Austin Power: International Man of Mystery




“Allow my self to introduce… my self.”
[ Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery ]

The Bridges of Madison County




“When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. ”
[Fransesca JohnsonThe Bridges of Madison County]

The Dark Knight



"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite... and gunpowder... and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"


"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
[JokerThe Dark Knight]

Good Will Hunting




“I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winning lottery ticket. You’re too much of a pussy to cash it in.”
[Chuckie to Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting ]

There Will Be Blood




“You’re an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert and I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land.”
[Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone



"Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten."
[Neville LongbottomHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
[Albus DumbledoreHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]

Sixty Six



“How many boys could say, on the day of their Bar Mitzvah, England playing in the World Cup Final?”
[Bernie, Sixty Six ]

Finding Nemo




Chum: "Humans -- think they own everything."
Anchor: "Probably... American.”

[ Chum and AnchorFinding Nemo]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End



Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] "Shoot him!"
Captain Jocard: "Cut out his tongue!"
Jack Sparrow: "Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"

[Jack SparrowPirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]

Magnolia





“There are frogs falling from the sky...”
[Phill ParmaMagnolia]

Dances With Wolves




"It seems everyday ends with a miracle here. And whatever God may be, I thank God for this day"
[ John DunbarDances With Wolves]

Ghosts of Mississippi




“When you hate, the only one that suffers is you, because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care. ”
[Myrlie EversGhosts of Mississippi]

Sleepless in Seattle




“It’s not for me. It’s for my dad. I think he needs a new wife.”
[JonahSleepless in Seattle]

Crash





"Well, fuck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me."
[ GrahamCrash]

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings




"See, you don't have to think about doing the right thing. If you're for the right thing, then you do it without thinking."

"Can't do is like Don't Care. Neither of them have a home."
[Maya AngelouI Know Why The Caged Bird Sings]

Life is Beautiful



“Hey. This lawyer is not dry enough to burn. Look at the smoke he is making!”
[Guido OrificeLife is Beautiful]

Gridiron Gang

"Most sixteen/seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice. Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk. They get sent to the Principal office, have their car keys taken away or get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here. "
[Sean PorterGridiron Gang]

The Return of the King



"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart, you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold. "
[FrodoThe Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]

Freedom Writers


"But even an ordinary secretary or a housewife or a teenager can, within their own small ways, turn on a small light in a dark room. "
[ Miep GiesFreedom Writers]

"Justice doesn't mean the bad guy goes to jail, it just means that someone pays for the crime. "
[AndreFreedom Writers]

Jane Eyre


"If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved you, and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends."

"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will."
[Charlotte BronteJane Eyre]

Liar Liar



“Max, no one can survive in the adult world if they have to stick to the truth. I could lose my case. I could lose my promotion. I could lose my job.”
[Fletcher Reede to Max Reed, Liar Liar]

Elizabethtown



“So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You failed... You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. ”
[Claire Colburn to Drew BaylorElizabethtown ]

Jurassic Park



"But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?"

"I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them."
[John HammondJurassic Park]

Where the Red Fern Grows



"I told them I wasn't giving up until my dogs did."

"I always took their kidding with a smile on my face, but it made my blood boil like the water in Mama's teakettle."
[Wilson RawlsWhere the Red Fern Grows]

The Grapes of Wrath



"The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It's the monster. Men made it, but they can't control it."
[John SteinbeckThe Grapes of Wrath]

"You can't scare him - he has known a fear beyond every other."
[John SteinbeckThe Grapes of Wrath]

Apocalypse Now



“The Vietnamese... we worked with them, made something - something out of nothing... We want to stay here because it's ours - it belongs to us. It keeps our family together. I mean, we fought for that. While you Americans... you are fighting for the biggest nothing in history! ”
[ Hubert de Marais, Apocalypse Now ]

Walk the Line




“I’ve asked you in forty different ways and it’s time you come up with a fresh answer.”
[Johnny Cash to June CarterWalk the Line]

Alice in Wonderland




“I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”
[AliceAlice's Adventure in Wonderland]

The Fellowship of the Ring



Aragorn: "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword..."
Legolas: "...and you have my bow..."
Gimli: "...and my axe."
Boromir: "You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done."
[The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]

Casino



“Running a casino like robbing a bank with no cops arround. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away my sins. It’s like morality car wash.”
[Ace Rochstein, Casino]

My Best Friend’s Wedding




"What the hell…life goes on. Maybe there won’t be marriage. Maybe there won’t be sex. But, by God, there’ll be dancing.”
[Goerge,  My Best Friend’s Wedding]

Rear Window




Jeff: She wants me to marry her.
Stella: "That's normal."
Jeff: "I don't want to."
Stella: "That's abnormal."

[ Stella and JeffRear Window]

Kill Bill




“That woman deserves for her revenge and we deserve to die.”
[ Budd, Kill Bill Vol. I ]

When Harry Met Sally



“Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.”
[ Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally ]

Love Actually




“Beautiful Aurélia… I’ve come here with a view to asking you…to marry me. I know I seem an insane person because I hardly know you. But sometimes… things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof.”
[Jamie Bennett to Lucia MonizLove Actually]

As I Lay Dying




"Riches is nothing in the face of the Lord, for He can see into the heart."
[William Faulkner, As I Lay Dying]

For Whom the Bell Tolls



"But with our without God, I think it is a sin to kill. To take the life of another is to me very grave. I will do it whenever necessary but I am not of the race of Pablo."

"To make war all you need is intelligence. But to win you need talent and material."
[Ernest HemingwayFor Whom the Bell Tolls]

Pulp Fiction




“That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.”
[ The Wolf, Pulp Fiction ]


"The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you something about a small job. If you do it really well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone...."
[Barry B. BensonBee Movie]

The Weather Man



“David, sacrifice is... to get anything of value, you have to sacrifice. ”

“Do you know that the hardest thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy. "Easy" doesn't enter into grown-up life. ”
[Robert Spritzel to Dave SpritzThe Weather Man]

Before Sunset



Celine: “Do I look any different? I do?”
Jesse: “I’d have to see you naked.”

[Celine and Hesse, Before Sunset]

40 Years Old Virgin




“You know, what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
[ Andy Stitzer, The 40 Years Old Virgin ]

Independence Day

"This may be our last night on earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?"
[PhilipIndependence Day]

Constance: "Now what do we do?"
President Thomas Whitmore: "Address the nation. There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there."
Constance: "Yeah. I'm one of 'em"
[Constantance, Thomas WhitmoreIndependence Day]

What Women Want




“You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it you’re totally and completely a gay!”
[ Lola, What Woman Want ]

Trainspotting

“Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. 

Spider-Man 3



"Uncle Ben meant the world to us. But he wouldn't want us living one second with revenge in our hearts. It's like a poison. It can-- It can take you over. Before you know it, turn us into something ugly."

"A man needs to put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?"
[Aunt MaySpider-Man 3]

10 Things I Hate About You




“Why is everyone is so hot for this girl? Has she got beer-flavoured nipples?”
[Pat Varona, 10 Things I Hate About You]

Dracula


"My revenge has just begun! I spread it over centuries and time is on my side."
[Bram StokerDracula]

"No man knows till he experiences it, what it is like to feel his own life-blood drawn away into the woman he loves."
[Bram StokerDracula]

Fight Club




“This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.”
[ Tyler Durdin, Fight Club]