The Jerk




“For one dollar, I guess your weight, your height or your sex.”
[ Nevin R Johnson, The Jerk ]

Thank You for Smoking




“That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. ”
[Nick Naylor, Thank You for Smoking ]

Austin Power: International Man of Mystery




“Allow my self to introduce… my self.”
[ Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery ]

The Bridges of Madison County




“When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. ”
[Fransesca Johnson, The Bridges of Madison County]

The Dark Knight



"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite... and gunpowder... and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"


"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
[Joker, The Dark Knight]

Good Will Hunting




“I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winning lottery ticket. You’re too much of a pussy to cash it in.”
[Chuckie to Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting ]

There Will Be Blood




“You’re an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert and I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land.”
[Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone



"Only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten."
[Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
[Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone]

Sixty Six



“How many boys could say, on the day of their Bar Mitzvah, England playing in the World Cup Final?”
[Bernie, Sixty Six ]

Finding Nemo




Chum: "Humans -- think they own everything."
Anchor: "Probably... American.”

[ Chum and Anchor, Finding Nemo]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End



Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] "Shoot him!"
Captain Jocard: "Cut out his tongue!"
Jack Sparrow: "Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"

[Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End]

Magnolia





“There are frogs falling from the sky...”
[Phill Parma, Magnolia]

Dances With Wolves




"It seems everyday ends with a miracle here. And whatever God may be, I thank God for this day"
[ John Dunbar, Dances With Wolves]

Ghosts of Mississippi




“When you hate, the only one that suffers is you, because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care. ”
[Myrlie Evers, Ghosts of Mississippi]

Sleepless in Seattle




“It’s not for me. It’s for my dad. I think he needs a new wife.”
[Jonah, Sleepless in Seattle]

Crash





"Well, fuck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me."
[ Graham, Crash]

I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings




"See, you don't have to think about doing the right thing. If you're for the right thing, then you do it without thinking."

"Can't do is like Don't Care. Neither of them have a home."
[Maya Angelou, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings]

Life is Beautiful



“Hey. This lawyer is not dry enough to burn. Look at the smoke he is making!”
[Guido Orifice, Life is Beautiful]

Gridiron Gang

"Most sixteen/seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice. Something gets broken, they screw up in class, hurt somebody's feelings, show up at the prom drunk. They get sent to the Principal office, have their car keys taken away or get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here. "
[Sean Porter, Gridiron Gang]

The Return of the King



"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart, you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold. "
[Frodo, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]